Those Monkeys Seem To Be Typing Faster

Last November I noted that one of my spams was actually an excerpt from Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Now Geriatric Punks shares this Ammon-esque ditty they received. (I'ved added some formatting.)

you lemon me
evangel me
you joel me
scratchy me
you volleyball me
drapery me
you domino me
pascal me
you fought me
begrudge me
you synthesis me
character me
you crotch me
charlottesville me
you bellow me
observation me
you parolee me
intricacy me
you motivate me
arsine me

It's just a matter of time beore one of these guys grabs a Pulitzer.