[Xmas] Round-Up of Breaking News

Amber alert issued in Missouri for fetus cut from mother's womb ..... Scott Peterson remains cheerful due to constant flow of fan mail — for further explanation, see here ..... Music Director from Crystal Cathedral commits suicide just hours before Glory of Christmas pageant.

I think it's all the "family values" pressure that's driving people crazy. More nog, and less Aunt Bertha! And The Olive Garden! Folks! Take a break from holiday shopping and take the family out to The Olive Garden! You need to ease into this whole morality thing slooowly ..... We can't simply dive headlong into candy cane color correctness without expecting a rise in stress-related murder/suicides. Be safe out there, pilgrims!