Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Pastor Ted's indiscretion leads to new dating service. US Conference of Catholic Bishops release "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy for gays in the Church; Pope and S.O. may be forced back in closet. Jews, Christians and Muslims unite to condemn gay rights march, rally in Jerusalem. Pat Robertson declares uniquivocally that Allah, Brahma, Shiva, Vishnu, Buddha definitely demons. (Video courtesy of Crooks and Liars.) Final resting place of Jesus Christ discovered in Shingō, Japan (pictured above).