Halloween Wrap-Up: The Costumes

On the left, Sister Hellen Wheels, Acting Superior Mother of the Daughters of the Divine Eruption, Convent of Mt. St. Helens, and Sister Camille Leon, both members of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, who've never ever needed a holiday to dress up.

Sometimes I just like to feel pretty.

On the left, from docce; on the right, a participant in the 2005 Brooklyn Halloween Dog Parade.

Rufus Wainwright celebrating the birth of Christ.

An omnium gatherum of the just plain wrong.

Inflatable penis costume.

On the left, a crocheted Yoda costume; on the right, from Bitch Ph.D.

Al and Tipper. (Courtesy of Michelle Malkin, who certainly knows from scary!)

Party #1: Lindsay Lohan, Fabian Basabe, Seal, Shannen Doherty and (above) Martha Stewart, either as Jane, fondling a drugged-out Cheetah, or channeling Acquanetta, Queen of the Leopard Men. "If an animal can act like a man, why not a man like an animal?"

Party #2: Bette Midler (as a clitoris?), Mariah Carey, Star Jones, Regis Philbin, John Lithgow and (above) the real Eartha Kitt.

Party #3: Jason Biggs and date (above left), Liv Tyler and Heidi Klum.
Party #4: Hilary and Haylie Duff, Paris Hilton (above right) and more Heidi Klum.