Blog of the Week: Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly

I just tripped over Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly Intl. (An Organization of Hope), and can't understand how I ever lived without it. Its keeper strips away all those commercial interruptions and inane fluff to leave us with the bits of O'Reilly that no civilized society should miss. From August 4, a debate between O'Reilly and Ann Coulter:

COULTER: If things have been going worse why isn’t the elite Republican Guard massing outside Manhattan right now?
O’REILLY: Well, because we’re not in any danger of losing the war there, that’s not the danger. We’re not going to lose as long as we’re there and as long as we’re in South Vietnam we weren’t going to lose. That’s the biggest myth in the world that the USA …
COULTER: We did lose.
O’REILLY: … lost the war. We didn’t lose the war.
COULTER: Yeah, we kind of did. I think we did lose that one.
O’REILLY: I don’t. I disagree with you. But that’s a debate for another day.
COULTER: They’re living under communism, Bill.

SJIHBO comments:

Hearing Bill O’Reilly and Ann Coulter debate over Iraq is like listening to two medieval doctors argue about which is better, leeching patients or boring holes in their skulls to let the demons out ..... Leave it to Bill to make Ann Coulter look sane.

And this, from August 3. First, O'Reilly:

While speaking to some Texas reporters, President Bush opined that he believes public schools should expose students to both evolution and the so-called intelligent design belief concerning creation ..... Whatever your belief, it should be respected. But the National Academy of Sciences and the American Association for the Advancement of Science both reject intelligent design and don't want it mentioned in science classes. That, in my opinion, is fascism.

Now, SJIHBO:

Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and the National Academy of Sciences. Peas in a pod, baby.