On the Internet, No One Knows I'm a.....

Hawaiian Name: Keona Meka
Past Life: A banished philosopher who lived in Ireland and was hanged for treason
File Extension: .doc (You change from year to year, just to make things tough on your competition.)
Parent Trap Character: You are absolutely Ms. Sharon McKendrick! Quite refined and delicate you MUST be properly ventilated. But don't worry-YOU'LL BE VENTILATED!!! The road won't always be smooth and you must watch out you aren't gopher trapped, but all in all you will have a swell time of it. Be careful not to act like a cuckoo pig. People adore you and your piano playing is spectacular. You're not allowed to eat candy but you're sweet as a cherry pie darling!

Kissing Purity Score: 26% Pure
Unitarian Jihad Name: The Dagger of Moderation
First Reformed Unitarian Jihad Name: Brother Flaming Flame of Reflection
How Tall Am I?: Way taller than Piaf!
My South Park Avatar: [See below]

Six Feet Under Character: Claire Fisher
Pimp Name: Mack Master C. Loco (And wow! check out pimpdaddy.com!)
Slutcom Litmus Test: [Sorry]