Kinky, Kinkier, Kinkiest

Joe.My.God. has asked readers to help come up with a contemporary definition of kinky. For example:

.....Then he reached under the bed and pulled out a large, square piece of plywood. He moved the wood around on the floor next to the bed until it was in a position that satisfied him, then he stood on the center of it.

And then he started tap dancing.

I laid there helplessy for about 20 minutes while this guy tap danced on that piece of wood. There was no music. There was no touching. When he stopped, I asked to be untied, which he did, and I left immediately.

And yes, it WAS torture.