Gaydar For Dummies

Okay, back in May I started a series of NOT GAY! posts because, frankly, with all this metrosexual talk and Tom Cruise getting married and all, people were beginning to confuse the assholes and the buttfuckers.

So here is this week's flashcard. If you thought this picture depicted 1) two metrosexuals on their way to a long afternoon of exfoliation or 2) Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes, you'd have been wrong. The correct answer was 3): THEY'RE GAY!