Gay Haiku

Joel Derfner, the author of one of the widly funny Search for Love in Manhattan — let's see: imagine what if David Sedaris was a total slut — Derfner has published a new(ish) book, Gay Haiku. For proof of Derfner's brilliance, check out the book's prospectus, or the haiku below:

My seventh birthday;
I weep at Barbie's Dream House.
How could you not know?