We're Not Gay; We Just Look Like Shrivelled Foreskin

I seem to recall some time ago Marianne Faithfull was asked who was Mick Jagger's greatest love — was she the one, or Jerry Hall, or Bianca.....? And without hesitation Faithfull said, "Oh, Keith Richards, no question!" (Faithfull confessed her great love had been drugs.) For some hot man-on-man sex that's a bit easier on the eyes, check out Jagger and David Bowie's video from the 1980s for "Dancin' in the Streets." The bumps-and-grinds are pretty convincing. What you whiteboys don't realize is that the foreskin is not a chew toy. Maybe a little biting is OK, but don't go down on it like a stick of Trident. Overheard in New York.