Ashton Kutcher and Brad Pitt: Obviously Thinking About It

From April Interview:

BP :: Are you wearing underwear?
AK :: Am I? Today, yes. Yesterday, you would have caught me on an off day.
BP :: Dude, you're hot.
AK :: Well, there you go.
BP :: What about the press? They've already said you're stupid. Have they said you're gay yet?
AK :: I don't know if I've gotten gay yet.
BP :: Oh really? You'll get there.