There'll Always Be an Oklahoma

If I were Alabama or Mississippi, I might just start getting jealous. An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters. State Sen. Frank Shurden said the ban on cockfighting has wiped out a $100-million business. "It's like the fencing that you see on the Olympics, you know, where they have little balls on the ends of the swords and the fencers wear vests," said Shurden.

And he's a Democrat, God Bless Him. We'll be back in power in no time.