[Food] Michael Jackson Has Nothing On This One

Defamer is reporting that Britney Spears is so pregnant and plans to name her spawn Cheeto.

In other The-Children-Are-Our-Future news, Gawker is reporting details about the evidence against Agent M. My favorite so far: "Jackson was a generous man, allegedly giving children wine, vodka, Jim Beam, tequila, and Bacardi. Often the alcohol was hidden in soda cans and referred to as 'Jesus juice'."