[TMI] Things Not To Say In Bed

From Vivid Blurry: "I am one of those people who usually closes his eyes during sex ..... Well, today I allowed myself a quick glance into the mirror ..... I turned my head to the vanity, and I swear to god, it was like watching a porn ..... We finished up and in an effort to correct the awkward silence, I said something about the mirror and how we looked like we were porn stars ..... [H]e looked up and said it would not be a porn he'd ever watch. 'Why not?' I said, much to the groans of the live studio audience. 'I'm not really into twink porn.'"