[Merde] The French Have a Word For That

My friend AJ just got back from Paris, and didn't take a single one of my suggestions to heart. For example, who in their right mind would pass up Crad'expo, the new exhibition at the Cité des Sciences et de l'Industrie, running now until August 2005. "Flatuosités, fèces, miction, roupie, hydrorrhée et autres humeurs, ou plus simplement prouts, caca, pipi ou crottes de nez, tout ce qui est dégoûtant chez l'homme, s'exhibe dans une exposition impertinente destinée aux enfants." Crottes de nez — That's boogers to you.