[Human Waste] Apoca-Potty

This won't come as much of a surprise to Southerners, but Gawker reports that Dan Wilson, VP of Rent-A-John in Sparta, NJ sent out a Christmas message to his customers telling them how they can have ETERNAL LIFE and avoid THE LAKE OF FIRE. (Here's a copy. It's headed "Happy Holidays," which makes you wonder if Mr. Wilson really is a Christian, or just one of those fellow-travellers sure to be devoured by THE BEAST.) Anyway, expect similar language the next time you get a letter from the IRS telling you you're being audited.