[Terror] Is That Divine Justice In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

This just in from CNN: Paparazzi sue Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake for assault and battery. Oh, and Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital suffering from bated breath.

By the way, has anyone checked out Justin's tattoos lately? "I knew Dave Navarro; Dave Navarro was a friend of mine...and Justin, you're no Dave Navarro!"

UPDATE: Cheney has a cold. Move along now. Nothing to see here.