[Terror] First They Came for the High School Cover Bands.....

ABC News has reported that a local high school band in Boulder, Colorado, The Coalition of the Willing (né The TaliBand) plans to perform Bob Dylan's "Masters of War" at their high school talent show, but "concerned" parents and students turned them in to the Secret Service, who questioned the principal for 20 minutes. "Threatening the president is a federal crime."

Seventy students from Boulder High School also camped out overnight in the school library to protest the results of the presidential election and to announce their worries about the direction of the country. "These kids are being used to promote an extreme leftist point of view on the taxpayers' dime," Boulder resident James Lemons told KMGH.