Most Disturbing Product Poll

It's probably not too late to vote for the most disturbing product in feminsting's new poll, but which one to choose? The girlfriend lap pillow? The pregnant torso keychain? The pregnant torso keychain? Or perhaps the vulva purse? feministing favors the vaginal cleansing film, but that sounds too much like something Listerine would make. Me, I'm leaning toward the woman toilet seat.