This Week's Blogs To Avoid

• THIRD RUNNER-UP: I Hate the Strand. This webpage is a tribute to the Strand Bookstore and all the men and women who have been crushed under its jack-booted heel. Retired.
• SECOND RUNNER-UP: I Hate Horses. I am shaking right now because I hate horses so much. I hate them the way that fat people hate diets, the way that lazy people hate work, the way that Jewish people hate Hitler, the way black people hate white people. I REALLY HATE THEM!!
• FIRST RUNNER-UP: Blogging the Fifth Nail. The mission of The Fifth Nail is to help in the fight against official propaganda that supports discrimination against classes of people defined by mistakes they made in the past, or might make in the future. It is our position that State Sanctioned Discrimination serves no public interest and in fact creates an even more dangerous class of criminals by denying x-convicts a place in our society, forcing them to feel like outcasts with little to loose.
• WINNER: Celebrity Baby Blog. The Celebrity Baby Blog was created during the Golden Globes in January 2004 when Danielle realized she knew way too much about pregnant celebrities to not do something with the knowledge.

Our First Runner-Up, which until recently was maintained by that gentleman in Idaho who kidnapped kids and then couldn't remember where he had left their remains, has attracted an inordinate number of comments. We're reluctant to point out that kidnapping and murder might be highly effective means of attracting hits to your site, but I guess we just did.